Wikihow on how to live cheaply which cracked me up

Hello My friends

I was reading Wikihow to see on how to budget for a new car  and I found this article on how to live cheaply.  Now I figured that my lifestyle was very cheap because I had an apartment that cost $435 a month excluding water which cost about $490 so still cheap.  I have a car that does not need a lot of gas only $15 for a full tank that's not expensive nor is my car insurance $235 twice a year.  I pay virtually nothing on my two cell phones and my landline is also cheap because it's the basic local calls and long distance which is like $28 to $36 a month.  Internet is also cheap no more than $50 and all other expenses come out to $300 total. Now after reading this article I want to know what is consider SUPER CHEAP! I thought my life is cheap by the budget I live so, I read this article and it tells me to live without a car.

Not possible because where I live you need a car to get around because if you don't then you will be angry and living without a computer is not easy nowadays because computers are used for everything.  However  the article also gives ways on how to entertain myself if I ever decide not to use a computers so, if I choose not to one day there are other ways of amusing myself.

Seriously my life is not consider cheap but, SUPER CHEAP!?! How is this possible? I could never imagine how cheap a persons life could ever be because everything else in the article was duh because some of those tips I use day-to-day basis such as buy everything generic except meat because I hate generic meat. 

I do not buy clothes that often except stockings when I get runs in them but, I do have 12 dresses, 10 pair of dress pants, 5 pairs of jeans, 5 shirts ( tees, long sleeves, tank tops and etc), 4 dozen scarves, 5 belts, 4 pairs of heels, 2 flats, 2 sneakers, and tons of sandals.  I have very few Jewelry because I buy ones that go with my outfit to day-to-day basis.  My make up is simple and my nails are always done weekly for manicures and biweekly for the pedicures. 

So what is my terminology!?!?!?! This is a question of all questions for today what level of cheapness do I stand? I guess I will never know until that terminology ever comes.

Until Again my friends Ciao!